do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
IT GETS WORSE???
Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth
you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours
that was as smooth as fuck
Thank you! I’ll get back to posting gay friendly stuff.
OH MY GOD YOU FUCKED UP THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS
They posted on their blog saying this is fake it’s literally not possible to fake asks I’m laughing
hahahahah holy shit
Hahahahahgfhsjgffy FUCK. FUCK!!! F U C K hahahhaa
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
When your friends vaguepost things about people offending them or pissing them off and you immediately think it must be something you did you just can’t remember what it is